Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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