...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I love having hate sex.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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