ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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