I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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