I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
id be glad to
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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