The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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