Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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