member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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