so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Randomize