Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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