Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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