you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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