I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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