Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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