It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need to calm my uterus...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize