if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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