hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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