i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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