I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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