Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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