You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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