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you suck at this game today
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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