ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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