Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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