I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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