Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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