Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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