Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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