Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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