Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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