someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I wear drunk well.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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