this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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