I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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