How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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