weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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