why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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