bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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