i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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