I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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