I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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