goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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