I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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