Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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