How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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