A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
are you so shy because you have an std?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We have started to decorate penises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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