Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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