I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
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are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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