i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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