community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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