Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
then he tried to convert me to islam
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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